December 10, 2013: What's the sound of one hand tweeting?

You know what, Facebook?!
I've had enough of your Zen koans!

"Summer, which city do you live in?"

The audacity....

How's this for an answer?: I live in the here and now, which is concurrently the past/future/parallel now past/future. A place where nations and cities don't exist. A place where facebook doesn't even exist because it's all one big, pulsing, communicating organic inter-dimensional consciousness. No NSA to tap our deepest darkest and send it straight to the deepest darkest cc:
That's where I live, Facebook. You just so happen to be a useful tool during my occasional trysts with Earth.

So enough with the interrogation. 
It's rude.